I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize