Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You don't make any sense
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