That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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