i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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