You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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