But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize
