Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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