yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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