i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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