i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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