Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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