susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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