My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
