Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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