I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My breasts were aching with rage.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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