it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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