Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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