We won't sleep together?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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