he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
