if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
ugly people sure do ruin things
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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