How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he wants to bone in the snuggie
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize