I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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