porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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