Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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