we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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