You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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