At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
i think i just lost a toe
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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