Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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