It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
This baby is an asshole
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
