I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
