But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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