Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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