Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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