I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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