just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Thank you for not boning my boss.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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