: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
