The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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