shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
