Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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