And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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