You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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