So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Dick very happy bro
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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