he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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