i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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