"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she told me i tasted like america
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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