i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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