Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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