butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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