just come out here and I will go home with you...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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