So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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