For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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