he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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