Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This is not my ceiling
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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