He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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