Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
