The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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